There’s no better feeling than getting out of jail.
Esteemed Bizzy Bone,
Please understand that in spite of our many ruthless criticisms against art and religion on this revolutionary orthodox Marxist blog, we nevertheless hold you and your body of artistic achievements in the very highest of regards. For reasons that are too complex for us to presently explain here in detail, you are truly an inspiration not only to us, but to many countless others who have struggled with the inexpressible confusion of life on the streets, with the daily battles against hunger, homelessness and drug addiction, and who have yet still somehow found a way to survive against all odds, facing nothing but the worst hells, day in and day out.
“Born to lose, built to win,” as so many famous people’s tattoos are saying nowadays.
As a tight-knit organization of militant materialists dedicated to the thankless world-historical task of preparing the intellectual groundwork for a ruthless overtaking of the capitalist ruling class by the producers of surplus value, we understand perfectly well that an isolated bullet shot in the direction of just one of our comrades is in fact a shot aimed at the entire group.
Nobody can sell you dreams, Bizzy Bone! Isn’t that something big? We have walked in those same shoes, which is how we know with such certainty that precious few are the men who are capable of genuinely understanding what it’s like to have such dreams.
| Selecting Stones ↔ Bizzy Bone Direct Communication Hotline |
| +1-918-236-5961 |
Although we do enjoy what you bring to the world through your music, we kindly request that you please return our gracious and open gesture by picking up the phone right now and dialing the hotline that we’ve created for the specific purpose of bringing Bizzy Bone and Selecting Stones together to discuss some very interesting opportunities to start making world history together through unprecedented collaborations and projects. Given that Selecting Stones is a public blog which is closely monitored by the FBI and a number of other foreign spy agencies, we unfortunately cannot elaborate any further on this website upon the exact nature and the concrete details regarding this unique set of circumstances which we believe can and will be able to bring us together to work toward a common goal.
What is necessary will arrange itself, Bizzy Bone!
But first we ask you again: Please call the hotline. There are a number of interesting things that we really need to discuss with you.
Many thanks and kind regards,
The Scientific Editors of Selecting Stones
Special Note
Although we would never expect as much from such courteous readers, we would still like to formally request that you please do not call this hotline unless you are in fact Bizzy Bone, that is to say, the Bizzy Bone himself, Bizzy Bone in the flesh and blood, and not some other member of Bone Thugs n’ Harmony, or some imposter or phone prankster with nothing better to do. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation in keeping this phone line open in the event that Bizzy Bone will decide to call us.
